Door Cards: 66
Treasure Cards: 46
- Annihilation
- Blank (2)*
- Brood
- Cat Girl
- Cheat!*
- Cleric
- Crawling Hand
- Curse! B.O.
- Curse! Big Feet
- Curse! Cursed Thingy (2)
- Curse! Fool's Gold
- Curse! Generosity
- Curse! Lose 1 Big Item
- Curse! Lose 1 Small Item
- Curse! Necrophobia
- Curse! New Edition Rules
- Curse! Tiny Hands
- Dead
- Dead Broke
- Deck Of Too Many Things
- Dwarf
- Elf
- Find A Map
- Friendly
- Frost Giant
- Fungus
- Giant Cockroach
- Giant Skunk
- Grassy Gnoll
- Half-Breed
- Halfling
- Hydrant
- Jabberwock
- Judge Fredd
- Lust Monster
- M.T. Suit
- Mommy
- Monster The GM Made Up Himself
- Moon Maidens
- Orc (4)
- Piñata
- Plague Rats
- Psycho Squirrel
- Pterodactyl
- Santa
- Scary Clowns
- Sleeping
- Snot Elemental
- Super Munchkin
- Teddy Bear
- Tentacle Demon
- The Mighty Germ
- The Shadow Nose
- Thief
- Thing With A Name So Long There's No Room For A Picture On the Card
- Undead
- Wandering Monster (2)
- Warrior
- Were-Turtle
- Wizard
- Baby Oil
- Bag of Caltrops
- Barbecue Fork
- Blank (2)
- Blessed Mallet of St. Eeeeeeuuuuuuuuw
- Boomdagger
- Coat of Arms
- Cute Shoulder Dragon
- Druid Fluid
- Fake Beard
- Familiar
- Funny-Looking Sword
- Garage Sale
- GUAL: Contemplate Your Navel
- GUAL: Fold, Spindle, and Mutilate
- GUAL: Pay For The Pizza
- GUAL: Promise The GM You'll Stop Telling Him About Your Character
- GUAL: Switch Character Sheets
- GUAL: Unnecessary Roughness
- GUAL: Wash The GM's Car
- Helm of Peripheral Vision
- Itching Powder
- Knight Light
- Lawn Roller
- Lemming Juice
- Loaded Die (2)
- . . . of Doom!
- Potion of Cowardice
- Potion of Disbelief
- Potion of Flight
- Raincoat
- Scary False Teeth
- Siege Engine
- Skull Helmet
- Slug Thrower
- Spiked Codpiece
- Sword of Slaying Everything Except Squid
- Tinfoil Hat
- Trojan Horse
- Tweezers of Terror
- Unnatural Axe
- Very Holy Book
- Wishing Ring
- Your Shoe's Untied!
* Starting with the 11th printing, the Cheat! card replaced a third blank Door card.


















